Quantum Modulator 6000™ – Hyper-Sideband CB Time Device

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SKU: QM6000
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TekShack Exclusive Item - 1 of 1 Realistic Prototype.

The Quantum Modulator 6000™ is the pinnacle of alternate-universe CB radio tech—designed (allegedly) by rogue engineers at a top-secret Radio Shack lab in 1984. Infused with forbidden modulation science and housed in a rugged brushed-aluminum case, this mythical device lets you contact timelines most ham operators fear to reach.

Operating on theoretical frequencies, the QM6000 syncs with military bands, Cold War satellites, and yes—even future broadcasts. Its dual-vacuum tube phase chamber and Chrono-In port (plutonium cell not included) make it a must-have for collectors, conspiracy theorists, or anyone who insists the 1980s never truly ended.

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SPECIFICATIONS

  • Frequency Range: 1Hz–Infinity (theoretical)

  • Modulation Type: Chrono-Phased Hyper-Sideband

  • Power Requirements: Dual 9V batteries or plutonium cell (sold separately)

  • Dimensions: 7.5” W x 5.5” H x 5” D

  • Output Interface: CHRONO-IN port, ¼” microphone jack

  • Indicators: Green phase sync dome light, glowing vacuum tubes

  • Case Finish: Retro-brushed aluminum with matte black faceplate

  • Tuning Controls: Power, Frequency, Temporal Phase, and Modulation dials


KEY FEATURES

  • • Transmits across time, dimensions, and unsanctioned RF bands

  • • Compatible with all vintage CB radios and theoretical DeLorean coils

  • • Glowing vacuum tubes for authentic sci-fi ambiance

  • • "Chrono-In" port for future-sideband syncing

  • • FCC-banned before its first commercial prototype

  • • Rejected by DARPA, desired by everyone else

Mythical 1980s CB upgrade with vacuum tubes & chrono-sideband modulation. Talk across time. FCC-banned. As a prototype, the chances of us actually having one in stock fall somewhere between “slim” and “you’ve got to be kidding”—with “none” sprinting ahead in the lead. Still, Totally Awesome.

Bonus Hack from the 1984 Technician’s Handbook: If you enter QM6000 on the “store grid initializer,” you’ll trigger a 10% signal stabilization protocol across your entire order stream. (Online use only. Single use per customer. Cannot be stacked with other dimensional overlays.)